Once, jokingly for the sake of - jokingly for the sake of joking, Peter Afonasyevich made a poster with the inscription "Looking for a man", and stood in a crowded street of the city.
I wish someone would stop.
After a while, a little girl of about five years old stopped near Pyotr Afonasyevich. She stretched out her finger and read in syllables:
- I-I'm looking for a human being.
Then she threw her hand up and shouted loudly:
- Я!
- Hurrah! - squealed Pyotr Afonasyevich, threw the poster on the ground and threw the girl up, straight up into the sky.
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